My Most Embarrassing Moment

Some of you know this story- I felt the need to post it. I tell it every year to my class as we define what plot means in a story. This has a great climax. :)

When I was in college I went with my friend Danette to pick up her sister at the Baltimore airport. As we were driving, I made a comment about my friend Ryan flying back to the U.S. from Guatemala on the very same day. He had been gone for a couple of months and I thought it would be really cool if he happened to be coming in to the Baltimore Airport. I, of course, had no idea what airport he was coming in to. Danette agreed that would be great, but the chances of him being at the same airport, at the same time as her sister, were pretty slime. As we parked in the chaotic parking lot, we decided to kill time down in the International part of the airport. Danette loves this part of the airport because she flew in and out so many times on her many trips to Sweden. If you have ever been to the Baltimore Airport you know that it has two levels. When you make your way over to the International side you can stand on the second level and look down to the bottom floor. During the Holidays they put a gigantic tree there. So we stood- the two of us- looking at the amazing tree. I was gazing down to the bottom of the tree when I saw him- my friend Ryan! As soon as I saw him I screamed- RYAN- at the top of my lungs. I did not waste one instance- I turned and flew down the escalator. As I sprinted away, Danette looks down at the person I just screamed at and stated in a calm voice- "are you Ryan?" The confused young man looked up at her and said, "No." To which my friend Danette replies- "my friend- the girl who just screamed at you- thinks you are her friend Ryan." This brought a smile to his face and he turns to wait in anticipation.

Meanwhile I am continuing my high speed chase. My high boots were thumping and my long coat was dancing as I rounded the corned of the bottom level. This was no slow pretty girl run, but a non graceful, coat flapping, all out sprint. As I rounded the corner I only gained more speed. As I closed in on my prey- I jumped in the air to give the best welcome home hug ever, when I realized my mistake. In mid-air it became completely obvious that this was not my friend Ryan. As I landed in this stranger's arms, I pushed back, as he held on tight and very quietly said, "you aren't my friend Ryan." With a smile he stated "No, but I can be," as he gave me another huge hug. Laughing slightly, I pulled away as he group of guy friends all pushed forward in a chorus to tell me they could be Ryan. I apologized, welcomed him to the Baltimore Airport, and quickly made a more graceful exit. As I road the escalator back up I glanced at my friend Danette to see her laying on the floor in hysterics.

This is my most embarrassing moment. :)